Technological Tuesdays

I walk into the office on this gorgeous Tuesday morning, grab coffee, walk to my desk, you know the daily rituals...when the lovely lady that sits near me, the one that should be thankful she even gets a good morning out of me decides to be funny.

"So Melina, do you plan on doing your hair for your wedding?"

me: with a baffled look on my grumpy morning face, ask "excuse me?".

"Yes, do you plan on doing your hair for your wedding? Because for the past two days it seems like you have failed to even comb it, so I was just wondering if for your wedding we could atleast see you with a nice updo."

I am caught completely off guard. Did she seriously just ask me that? Does she even own a mirror? Ahem. I will be nice. I will not say how I think her outfits are hideous or how she has more lipstick on her teeth than on her lips, which by the way, its wayyyy tooo early for that bright red lipstick, sister. pfft the nerve on some people. But what I find funniest about her whole statement, is that she actually thinks I will waste an invitation on her! hahhaha. that alone made my morning, and she somehow managed to get a nice smile and giggle out of me when I kindly replied "ohh you mean my hair? thanks, I thought it looked quite good, too!"

This place has a plethora of characters, if they spent half the time working instead of gossiping about each other, perhaps we wouldn't be in the red month after month. But then again, what do I know, I'm just 25, which somehow means, I am too young to know any better, so instead of gossiping with the queens of gossip in my office, I spend my time doodling with word and the internet and all the cool stuff technology has to offer...

Because technology is really, really, really cool!

I made some examples of just how cool technology really is using Microsoft Word.

Example 1:

Those letters are made of steel. What a steal!

Example 2:

This picture just totally freaked you out. It's ok. Calm down. It's not a real ghost.

Example 3:

OK! You caught me! This is the only WordArt that is actually completely true.

Example 4:

Yes, D**** ***** (I realized if I want to keep my job, perhaps saying her full name is not exactly the wisest thing to do). I did this one just for you. You are old and unattractive. I hope you walk behind my desk and see this image is dedicated just for you! Don't feel bad because no one wants to date you. It's society's fault, not yours.

Example 5:

Don't say I did not warn you. Seriously. Be fucking careful.

Further examples that I stole from gmail:

You could put little .gif poop in every email or chat. How cool is that? These are also for you Miss R****.

Thank you technology for the poops!